SYNTHETIC AGONY, IT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT OF ME!

Hex / Rob / Spire / Germ

✦ he/they/it/xe/ae/vac/zap/🦠 ✦
I have that autism swag that makes me like machines too much.
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I like soda :3ABOUT ME:
A weird alien tiger cyborg with a caffeine addiction that slaughters internet trolls for fun, he also draws sometimes so that's cool.grayaro appliancegender objectum gay thingI like getting comments on my posts. And soda.I'm also a minor so nsfw accounts can fuck right off. Nothing personal I just don't want you guys on my page.v PAYPAL ME MONEY FOR MOAR SODA! v
$hexamoron

6/25/22 🔌💌

BYF:
- I am critical of all of my interests.- Please try not to use sarcasm on me, if you do, clarify.- I am romantically attracted to appliances, NOT humans! If you don't like it get off my page.- Break my DNI and I will break into your house and make out with your refrigerator!

DNI:
- Basic DNI criteria, proshipper/"anti-anti", anti-MOGAI, are or support mspec lesbians/gays, support irken/kid ships, support Talisman975 and/or BBQueenSticks, AI/Cryptonerds, use the r slur untagged, engage in discourse (keep that shit off my tl), anti-objectum or think it's a paraphilia/fetish, etc.- If you interact with the following;
Countryhumans, Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss (or Vivziepop in general), South Park, DSMP/MCYT, the weird 20+ fandombrained side of the 9 fandom, shtwt/edtwt, etc.Oh yeah and ESPECIALLY don't fucking talk to me if you ship Toaster with Blanky, that's a grown adult with a literal 4 year old.

Things I Like:- The Brave Little Toaster
- 9
- Invader Zim
- Faith (OC Series)
- Vintage Appliances
- Mountain Dew
- Warrior Cats
- Mold on Pizza (Video Game)
- Lost MediaMusics I like:
- Oingo Boingo
- Insane Clown Posse
- Jack Stauber
- Lemon Demon
- Most fnaf songs
- Assorted movie and video game OSTs

Kins:
yeah babey we're adding the kinlist
- 6 (9)
- Air Conditioner (TBLT)
- Lampy (TBLT)
- Toaster (TBLT)
- Tallest Purple (IZ)
- Zim (IZ)Grown men that are so babygirl:
- 5 (9)
- Kirby (TBLT)

Stamps :3